Posts Tagged ‘strange women’
Dear Blog,
Landed in Dublin today. Realized my hostel is situated in the heart of touristville. Surrounded by Canadian wankers. Was going to stay up all day to get rid of the jet-lag, but just discovered pints are half the price they were earlier in the summer.
Chorus: Hooray!
Bottle of shampoo exploded in my bag, presumably somewhere over the Atlantic. Couldn’t figure out where the fruity smell was coming from on the 1 hour bus ride into town. Thought maybe these Irish all wore the same fragrance (Irish Spring?). Ooops, just one Canadian wanker apparently.
The Irish men all look similar. Stout-ish, short haired with crow’s beak hairlines, pointy noses and thin lips. Given I have the hair, nose, lips (and a stoutness that seems to be slowly creeping up on me) I’ve decided that I have license to point that out. Handsome devils.
Not used to the hostel life. Changing clothes in front of strange women, language barriers. Punks. Bunkbeds. Strange women…. You know what I mean, Blog.
Later,
theroyalwee